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--- Even when I don't say his name, you know who I'm talking about.
--- Every mathematical inequality officially starts with “Michael Jackson >“.
--- When Michael Jackson was born, he didn't cry. He just said "Shamone!" and moonwalked out of the labor room.
--- One mouse, two mice. One foot, two feet. One Michael Jackson… One Michael Jackson.
--- Michael Jackson isn't pushing his feet backwards when moonwalking, he's pushing the Earth forward.
--- If you spell Michael Jackson in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
--- Michael Jackson can make you faint by standing still.
--- Michael Jackson didn't die. He just moved to Heaven.
--- How many Michael Jackson's does it take to change a light bulb? None, Michael Jackson naturally generates his own light.
--- Michael Jackson wasn't defying gravity with his Smooth Criminal lean. He was controlling it.
--- Michael Jackson wears sunglasses to not be blinded by his own aura.
--- Michael Jackson has two speeds: Walk and MoonWalk.
--- Michael Jackson can make grown men scream like girls.
--- Michael Jackson caused the fall of the Berlin Wall when the fans found out he was staying in a West-Berlin hotel.
--- When Michael Jackson enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
--- Any artist who ever won an award knows that it's only because Michael Jackson was kind enough to let them win.
--- Michael Jackson can win a gunfight with a SuperSoaker.
--- A study found that the first cause of fainting in the world was Michael Jackson.
--- Jedi knights fight with light sabers. Michael Jackson just needs to grab his crotch to unleash the Force.
--- When Michael Jackson is around, you can be sure Annie is ok.
--- Michael Jackson once defeated a grizzly bear by telling the bear to "Beat It".
--- Not everyone knows who Michael Jackson is. Some don't. They are called space aliens.
--- A flood once occurred during a Michael Jackson concert. It was caused by the fans drooling over how hot Michael was.
--- Originally, Albert Einstein found the formula E = MJ², which revealed the principle of Michael Jackson's energy.
--- When Clark Kent wants to save someone, he becomes Superman. When Superman wants to save the world, he becomes Michael Jackson.
--- Michael Jackson doesn't take showers. He bathes in the love of his fans.
--- Michael Jackson makes onions cry.
--- Michael Jackson can speak Braille.
--- Michael Jackson does not follow trends, they follow him.
--- Michael Jackson began recording for Motown in Detroit. One day, he caught a cold. The next day, Berry Gordy moved Motown to L.A.
--- Michael Jackson is the ONLY man who can rock his mother's sequined jacket and his swag not be harmed.
--- There are no such things as tornados. Michael Jackson just likes practicing his spins every once in a while.
--- If Luke cried when Darth Vader told him he was his father, it's because he was hoping to be Michael Jackson's son.
--- Michael Jackson can eat chicken and be a vegetarian. He just tells the chicken "You're a vegetable!" and vegetablizes it.
--- Michael Jackson's Force is so powerful, it was photographed by satellites in orbit around the Earth.
--- Michael Jackson can boil water with his own hotness.
--- Michael Jackson isn't blessed with music. Music is blessed with Michael Jackson.
--- Michael Jackson can light a candle by blowing on it.
--- The energy contained in a single Michael Jackson crotch grab could power the city of Las Vegas for 76 minutes.
--- Michael Jackson didn’t study History, he made HIStory.
--- Michael Jackson once went to American Idol and just stood still during two minutes. The judges became hysterical and fainted.
--- When walking near Michael Jackson, it is recommended to put on sunscreen.
--- Michael Jackson can grab his crotch and make your girlfriend find it hot. You can’t.
--- Michael Jackson’s smile once brought a puppy back to life.
--- Michael Jackson was there before Earth, Wind and Fire. Not the band, the elements.
--- Michael Jackson has a "Love" button on his Facebook.
--- Contrary to popular belief, Adam & Eve were kicked out of the Neverland Ranch after they climbed Michael Jackson's Giving Tree.
--- Michael Jackson once took a math test, wrote "Love" everywhere & got 100% because Michael Jackson solves all problems with Love.
--- Michael Jackson never used any spotlight during his concerts. It was mirrors reflecting the light shining from his aura.
--- Michael Jackson is so hot he can melt fire.
--- The emotion contained in Michael Jackson's voice can hit you so hard that it can rearrange your DNA.
--- Michael Jackson once fell in love. Since then, love has never been the same again.
--- Scientists recently found that spontaneous human combustion was in fact caused by the view of too many Michael Jackson pictures.
--- And Michael Jackson said, 'Let there be spotlight.'
--- Michael Jackson can turn his carbon footprint into diamonds.
--- Michael Jackson has no shadow. His aura radiates so much even the sunlight can't create any shadow around him.
--- Barack Obama was only able to run for President after Michael Jackson told him "Yes, you can."
--- When Paul McCartney said "The girl is mine," Michael Jackson answered "Keep her, I've got the ATV catalogue."
--- James Brown decided to become a performer after he had a premonitory dream about Michael Jackson's Motown 25 performance.
--- Michael Jackson doesn't surf the Internet, he moonwalks the Internet.
--- One day, Marcel Marceau met Michael Jackson. He became speechless.
--- Michael Jackson is not perfect. He's even better than that.
--- Men walked on the moon, but the moon slipped under Michael Jackson's feet.
--- The only prize Michael Jackson never won is the consolation prize.
--- If Michael Jackson held a high voltage cable with his hands, the cable would get a Michael Jackson shock.
--- Michael Jackson x 0 = Michael Jackson. You can't get rid of Michael Jackson that easily.
--- When God decided to create the birds, he asked Michael Jackson to supervise the singing of each bird species.
--- If you see a meteor shower tonight, that's Michael Jackson rehearsing Billie Jean with his glitter socks & glove.
--- Michael Jackson said ‘Let there be Love’, and there was Love.
--- Michael Jackson can't play heads or tails. Every time he tosses a coin, it always lands into the nearest jukebox.
--- Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Michael Jackson records turns to platinum.
--- Michael Jackson can. Others try.
--- When a magician does an illusion,you wonder what the trick is. When Michael Jackson dances,you just accept that there isn’t any.
--- To knock people out, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick them in the face. Michael Jackson doesn’t even have to move a finger.
--- Not everything revolves around you. But everything does revolve around Michael Jackson. Yes, even the Sun.
--- Contrary to popular belief, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Michael Jackson.
--- Michael Jackson defeated the sun in a brightness contest.
--- At the bottom of TIME’s Person of the Year covers, there’s always a little footnote that reads: “*after Michael Jackson.”
--- When Michael Jackson goes to the theater, the actors on stage applaud him.
--- When you look for "Legendary" in the dictionary, the definition is: "Michael Jackson."
--- In a difficult situation, ask yourself: “What would Michael Jackson do?” – even though you'll never be able to do the same.
--- Michael Jackson played in the Harry Potter movies. He was the magic.
--- There are no such things as Michael Jackson haters… Just people who don't know yet that they love him.
--- The moon is said to be getting farther from the Earth. It is doing so because Michael Jackson wants to get some peace.
--- Birds take singing lessons from Michael Jackson.
--- Michael Jackson can dance the Macarena and look sexy. At the same time.
--- Michael Jackson doesn't make panties drop, panties drop themselves for Michael Jackson
--- Hello ladies. Look at Michael Jackson. Now back at ur man. Now back at Michael Jackson. Now back at ur man. Sadly, he isn't Michael Jackson.
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